These shocking pictures show a pensioner on his mobility scooter driving along a busy dual-carriageway at 8mph.
Puzzled drivers called police after noticing the elderly man, out shopping, travelling along the A27 near Shoreham, West Sussex.
Paving contractor James Dunne stepped in to help after spotting 90-year-old Stanley Murphy riding down the slow lane yesterday lunchtime.



How deep is your love? Sportsmail's club-by-club guide to Barclays Premier League season ticket prices
ARSENAL
2008-09: £855 - £1,825
2009-10: Price freeze
ASTON VILLA
2008-09: £265 - £510
2009-10: £295 - £510
BLACKBURN
2008-09: £249 - £439
2009-10: Prices TBC
BOLTON
2008-09: £299 - £449
2009-10: Prices TBC
CHELSEA
2008-09: £660 - £1,150
2009-10: Prices TBC
What price? Chelsea haven't announced how much it will cost to see Didier Drogba & Co
EVERTON
2008-09: £503 - £603
2009-10: £399 - £586
FULHAM
2008-09: £299 - £779
2009-10: Prices TBC
HULL
2008-09: £380 - £450
2009-10: Price freeze
LIVERPOOL
2008-09: £650 - £750
2009-10: Prices TBC
MAN CITY
2008-09: £388 - £626
2009-10: Price freeze/possible discount
Final chance: Next season could be the last for Man United keeper Edwin van der Sar
MAN UTD
2008-09: £494 - £912
2009-10: Prices TBC
MIDDLESBROUGH
2008-09: £390 - £550
2009-10: Prices TBC
NEWCASTLE
2008-09: £330 - £658
2009-10: £300 - £598
PORTSMOUTH
2008-09: £600 - £925
2009-10: £500 - £900
STOKE
2008-09: £334 - £499
2009-10: Prices TBC
Bargain: Prices are down to see Ricky Sbragia's Sunderland
SUNDERLAND
2008-09: £415 - £525
2009-10: £350 - £465
TOTTENHAM
2008-09: £635 - £1,675
2009-10: Price freeze
WEST BROM
2008-09: £299 - £399
2009-10: Prices TBC
WEST HAM
2008-09: £615 - £885
2009-10: Prices TBC
WIGAN
2008-09: £250 - £295
2009-10: Prices TBC
Ad accoglierli ci sara' uno striscione di 17 metri con la scritta 'Welcome Lech Poznan Supporters'. I tifosi troveranno ad accogliergli sei stand, allestiti dal Comune di Udine, dove saranno distribuiti gratuitamente formaggio delle Latterie friulane, vino, biscotti e succo di mele del Consorzio Dolce Nord Est, cotechino e salumi dell'azienda agricola Narduzzi di Colloredo, oltre a materiale di informazione turistica della citta' e del Friuli in lingua inglese fornito dall'ufficio turismo del Comune di Udine. L'Udinese club mettera' a disposizione le tradizionali sciarpe. Saranno posizionati anche due wc chimici. Gli stand rimarranno a disposizione dei tifosi fino alle 19.

Fantastico, da vedere e sentire!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix9kXIMVRM
"Ping pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century and it was called wiff waff.
"There I think you have the essential difference between us and the rest of world.
"Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner. We looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to play wiff waff. That is why London is the sporting capital of the world.
"And I say to the Chinese, and I say to the world: ping pong is coming home."